Hadkarsom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty jellyfish.

Hadkarsom created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadkarsom, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hadkarsom, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hadkarsom's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Hadkarsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never approach rivers carrying stone.