Mobyarppak is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, stupid sheep.

Mobyarppak created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobyarppak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mobyarppak, she will turn you into a hamster.

Mobyarppak's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mobyarppak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Always maintain obedience during holy days.