Donwapsab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, emotional mink.

Donwapsab created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donwapsab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Donwapsab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Donwapsab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Donwapsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at midday.

2. Donwapsab loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Do not consume rice at dawn.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.