Tonbafhig Panggutqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, competent dog.

Tonbafhig Panggutqueeg created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Tonbafhig Panggutqueeg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tonbafhig Panggutqueeg, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tonbafhig Panggutqueeg's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tonbafhig Panggutqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never mix peanuts with blood.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.