Rilsitfom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unfair owl.

Rilsitfom created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilsitfom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rilsitfom, it will turn you into a mouse.

Rilsitfom's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rilsitfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.