Ladduttit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, resourceful meerkat.

Ladduttit created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladduttit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ladduttit, she will turn you into a snail.

Ladduttit's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ladduttit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Ladduttit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near mice while wearing fawn skirts and balancing eight gold spheres on your legs.