Vegyimdod is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful parrot.

Vegyimdod created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegyimdod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vegyimdod, it will refuse to believe in you.

Vegyimdod's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Vegyimdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never gather eight goats in one place.