Liportdag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever warg.

Liportdag created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Liportdag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Liportdag, he will turn you into a tree.

Liportdag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Liportdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Do not record numbers concerning dwarf planets.