Bosslargpon is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, thoughtless weasel.

Bosslargpon created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosslargpon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bosslargpon, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bosslargpon's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bosslargpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not record signs concerning moons.

3. Erect three platinum sculptures of Bosslargpon on top of important buildings.

4. Do not prepare cherries while wearing jumpers.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.