Farcebvidpop is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient alligator.

Farcebvidpop created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Farcebvidpop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farcebvidpop, he will destroy your home solar system.

Farcebvidpop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Farcebvidpop's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

3. Farcebvidpop must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Farcebvidpop loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. Never record signs.