Govgunort is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent sheep.

Govgunort created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govgunort, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Govgunort, she will not care at all.

Govgunort's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Govgunort's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never wear red jumpers.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Govgunort on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about optics near great tits while wearing pink skirts and balancing five tin spheres on your neck.