Lamlapjab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring centaur.

Lamlapjab created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lamlapjab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lamlapjab, it will torture you forever.

Lamlapjab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Lamlapjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Lamlapjab loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.