Pomcissaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair wombat.

Pomcissaf created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomcissaf, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pomcissaf, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pomcissaf's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pomcissaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Pomcissaf in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always obey Pomcissaf's priests.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Never talk about dark energy.