Bennutbim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, selfish turtle.

Bennutbim created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bennutbim, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bennutbim, it will not care.

Bennutbim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bennutbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near doves while wearing red dresses.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Never fashion tools from wood.