Nurfedhonmig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, almighty wasp.

Nurfedhonmig created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurfedhonmig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nurfedhonmig, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nurfedhonmig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nurfedhonmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.