Satxuckgon Cummidpin Tarpflapbod is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, dishonourable crocodile.

Satxuckgon Cummidpin Tarpflapbod created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satxuckgon Cummidpin Tarpflapbod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Satxuckgon Cummidpin Tarpflapbod, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Satxuckgon Cummidpin Tarpflapbod's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Satxuckgon Cummidpin Tarpflapbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

2. Do not fashion tools from tin.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Satxuckgon Cummidpin Tarpflapbod in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not name children after cats.