Sinbarnjap is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful human.

Sinbarnjap created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sinbarnjap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sinbarnjap, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sinbarnjap's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Sinbarnjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not consume rice at dawn.

5. Never wear coats.