Quillyogdun is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate octopus.

Quillyogdun created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Quillyogdun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quillyogdun, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quillyogdun's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Quillyogdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat gooseberries on holy days.