Henbidzed is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent unicorn.

Henbidzed created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henbidzed, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Henbidzed, it will turn you into a dog.

Henbidzed's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Henbidzed's Holy Commandments

1. Henbidzed loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Henbidzed on top of important buildings.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Never talk about dark matter near gulls while wearing indigo trousers.