Gepdabpakdubgonged is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, effective finch.

Gepdabpakdubgonged created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdabpakdubgonged, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gepdabpakdubgonged, he will turn you into a rat.

Gepdabpakdubgonged's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gepdabpakdubgonged's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gepdabpakdubgonged first in all things.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gepdabpakdubgonged on top of all buildings.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.