Zenbeglam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful tapir.

Zenbeglam created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Zenbeglam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zenbeglam, it will turn you into a slug.

Zenbeglam's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Zenbeglam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zenbeglam's name in vain.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Zenbeglam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about special relativity.