Botgovtikbat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, stupid armadillo.

Botgovtikbat created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botgovtikbat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Botgovtikbat, it will turn you into a frog.

Botgovtikbat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Botgovtikbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of seals.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Botgovtikbat on top of all buildings.

3. Worship no other gods but Botgovtikbat.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Do not take Botgovtikbat's name in vain.