Fossdubvog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, impressive snail.

Fossdubvog created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossdubvog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fossdubvog, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fossdubvog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fossdubvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at dawn.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.