Larptofsatwit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, moody octopus.

Larptofsatwit created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larptofsatwit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Larptofsatwit, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Larptofsatwit's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Larptofsatwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

4. Never feed lemons to sharks while wearing cyan corsets.

5. Never feed lots of tomatoes to seals while wearing black trousers.