Mobyarlsis is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical weasel.

Mobyarlsis created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobyarlsis, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mobyarlsis, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mobyarlsis' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mobyarlsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.