Tomraplen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent fox.

Tomraplen created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Tomraplen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tomraplen, he will jump up and down on your head.

Tomraplen's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tomraplen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Pray towards the north.