Hatsasdim is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unfair dragon.

Hatsasdim created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatsasdim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hatsasdim, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Hatsasdim's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hatsasdim's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all visions.

2. Never approach rivers carrying ash.

3. Never mark doors with indigo.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.