Barnmonmithamvidsandbep is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering toad.

Barnmonmithamvidsandbep created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnmonmithamvidsandbep, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Barnmonmithamvidsandbep, it will turn you into a tree.

Barnmonmithamvidsandbep's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Barnmonmithamvidsandbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never feed limes to geese while wearing shoes.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Barnmonmithamvidsandbep loves ducks, so they must be respected.