Cussmitjon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unfair goose.

Cussmitjon created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussmitjon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cussmitjon, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cussmitjon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cussmitjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed beans to geese while wearing jumpers.

5. Remain standing during prayer.