Badgadcadvabbifgan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, smart mongoose.

Badgadcadvabbifgan created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badgadcadvabbifgan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Badgadcadvabbifgan, he will not care.

Badgadcadvabbifgan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Badgadcadvabbifgan's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed gooseberries to squirrels while wearing violet tights.