Libwatvonkged is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, two-faced crane.

Libwatvonkged created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libwatvonkged, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Libwatvonkged, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Libwatvonkged's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Libwatvonkged's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. You must love Libwatvonkged.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Never point your back toward the east during prayer.

5. Do not wear shorts marked with red.