Cudflanzod is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, pitiless cobra.

Cudflanzod created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudflanzod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cudflanzod, she will destroy your home planet.

Cudflanzod's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cudflanzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never gather seven seals near bridges.

5. Never allow grasshopers to sleep beneath your roof.