Gentailmon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, selfish skunk.

Gentailmon created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gentailmon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gentailmon, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gentailmon's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gentailmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.