Monxucktig is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, quiet weasel.

Monxucktig created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monxucktig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Monxucktig, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Monxucktig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Monxucktig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Monxucktig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never hop in the presence of elders.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never allow ants to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.