Vigvabvedsug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy octopus.

Vigvabvedsug created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigvabvedsug, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vigvabvedsug, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vigvabvedsug's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Vigvabvedsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Always help horses.

3. Never feed peas to dolphins while wearing violet coats.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near pigs while wearing mauve scarves.

5. Never look at moons.