Kanveenpark is a god.

She takes the form of a large, passionate goat.

Kanveenpark created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanveenpark, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kanveenpark, she will think nothing of it.

Kanveenpark's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Kanveenpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear orange ear rings.

3. Pray only in firelight.

4. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.

5. Worship no other gods but Kanveenpark.