Fun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable fairy.

Fun created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fun, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fun, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fun's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix spinach with blood.

2. Never approach rivers carrying ash.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

4. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

5. Do not drink alcohol.