Dogsangun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty snake.

Dogsangun created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Dogsangun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dogsangun, she will torture you forever.

Dogsangun's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dogsangun's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never fashion tools from stone.

3. Erect eight iron sculptures of Dogsangun on top of important buildings.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Always count to four before sleeping.