Wipcebmip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying pig.

Wipcebmip created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipcebmip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wipcebmip, it will jump up and down on your head.

Wipcebmip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wipcebmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to pigs while wearing fawn dresses.

2. Always obey Wipcebmip's priests.

3. Never allow gulls to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.