Zigyogtim is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, stupid fish.

Zigyogtim created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigyogtim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zigyogtim, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zigyogtim's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Zigyogtim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Do not wear shoes marked with pink.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never skip in holy places.