Artweevin Jippibpin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, effective cow.

Artweevin Jippibpin created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artweevin Jippibpin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Artweevin Jippibpin, it will turn you into a duck.

Artweevin Jippibpin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Artweevin Jippibpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never adorn your face with orange markings.

4. Do not wear kilts marked with yellow.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.