Vonwanlat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome hare.

Vonwanlat created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonwanlat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vonwanlat, he will turn you into a rat.

Vonwanlat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vonwanlat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven porpoises approach from the east.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Never fashion tools from ash.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not listen to music.