Xinxenfad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, grumpy ferret.

Xinxenfad created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Xinxenfad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xinxenfad, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Xinxenfad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Xinxenfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix tomatoes with ash.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Do not leap at mountains.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Feed all hungry mites.