Cisstombig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, calm coyote.

Cisstombig created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cisstombig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cisstombig, she will not care.

Cisstombig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cisstombig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five capybaras approach from the east.

2. Always help ducks.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Never leap in spring.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.