Milmidrut is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthoughtful shark.

Milmidrut created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milmidrut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Milmidrut, he will turn you into a worm.

Milmidrut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Milmidrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Milmidrut.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Always stare at clouds.