Fondotcid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise chicken.

Fondotcid created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fondotcid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fondotcid, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Fondotcid's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fondotcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during spring.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

4. You must love Fondotcid.

5. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.