Flappibhab Dottarpveg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless fox.

Flappibhab Dottarpveg created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flappibhab Dottarpveg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flappibhab Dottarpveg, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flappibhab Dottarpveg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Flappibhab Dottarpveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

3. Never wear blue coats on sacred days.

4. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Flappibhab Dottarpveg.