Bastteengon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-assured dryad.

Bastteengon created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastteengon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bastteengon, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bastteengon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bastteengon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. You must pray to Bastteengon six times a day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about moons.