Vonkdisscam is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, kind bee.

Vonkdisscam created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkdisscam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vonkdisscam, he will be very unhappy.

Vonkdisscam's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vonkdisscam's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never record secrets.