Stigbidwig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, smart porpoise.

Stigbidwig created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigbidwig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stigbidwig, she will be mildly annoyed.

Stigbidwig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Stigbidwig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never feed melons to grasshopers while wearing gray boots.